dihors 

"To dihors" is the act of expelling massive amounts of fecal effluent from your intestinal tract into the real world, preferably onto a toilet seat. Things that give you dihors: Burger King, a big bowl of fettuccine Alfredo, lasagna, etc.

I just ate the greasiest BK meal and dihorsed all over my toilet seat.

dihors by dihorsking January 29, 2014

diorschanel 

queen of stan and troll twitter, noor is an icon and unfazed by the hate, she's a living legend i wish to be like her

Friend 1: "Hey who's the best troll account?"
Friend 2: "Why its diorschanel of course!"

diorschanel by arianafan42 November 7, 2020

divorstitute 

n. a mid-30's or older woman who was formerly a strong, independent, feminist type who upon divorcing her husband became utterly incapable of survival without huge infusions of his cash. She generally drives a BMW or Mercedes convertible with "ALIMONY" for license plates.

I met this lady at the bar last night who told me she was unemployed but lived in a nice house and drove a nice car. Her ex-husband is a dentist. She must be a divorstitute.

divorstitute by lameusername1 April 6, 2014

Denise DiNorscia 

A woman constantly on the go. She is hard working and will never run out of energy. She is a loyal friend and is always there when you need a bowl of soup. An all around entertaining person to be around.

"Is this a bowl of soup you brought me?"
"Yeah, I heard you were sick and so I decided to be a Denise DiNorscia."

Denise DiNorscia by cyclopz April 13, 2010

divorsary 

The anniversary of a divorce becoming final.

I'm celebrating my divorsary by hanging out at home with my dogs, enjoying a glass of Pinot Grigio and remembering how much of a jerk my ex-husband is.

divorsary by JennaG29 November 26, 2010

Divorssary 

The annual celebration of one's divorce. A divorce anniverssary.

John is celebrating his 2nd divorssary from that cunt Marci.

Hey Barry shouldn't we be toasting beers for your 3rd divorssary?

Divorssary by Ponemahjohn September 20, 2016

diorshow mascara 

the best mascara in the world called diorshow because it was used in dior fashion shows. it's quite exspensive for normal people. it makes lashes very long and volumed because of it's big brush. you can look like Twiggy with this.

cute guy: hey nice eyes
girl: (wearing diorshow mascara) thanks

diorshow mascara by emilyXOXOlove April 7, 2008