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Diffusion 

The movement of molecules from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration.
Osmosis is the diffusion of water.
Diffusion by randomword12 December 9, 2008

Cultural Diffusion 

cultural diffusion menas the ideas and things in one culture "borrowed" by another culture
Americans borrowed the granny smith apple from Australia
Cultural Diffusion by Beatriz November 12, 2003

Elevator Diffusion 

The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.

Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.
John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!

Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man

Dilusionist

Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!
My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!
Dilusionist by The King October 16, 2003

nuclear anal diffusion 

(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.
Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist

Cultural Diffusion 

the transmission of social institutions, skills, and myths from one culture to another

Cultural Diffusion by Annie October 2, 2003