shaolin diet

The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.

by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017

Zoom Diet

A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.

Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.

by DarcyDog December 11, 2020

Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Diet emo

Essentially a fake emo; wannabe.

Dude, 21 pilots is so diet emo.

by Kimm.possible April 6, 2017

diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021

diet

The food one generally eats restricted by content or quantity.

I eat as much as I want as long as I don't eat pasta. I removed pasta from my diet.

by tumelo December 16, 2022

Diet

Nothing important unless ur a fat bitch like Millie Allwood then u need to go on a diet

Caity: hey Millie you should go on a diet
Millie: what the fuck is a diet

by Faddy69 December 26, 2018