desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

desking by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

diskin'd 

While in a restaurant or bar with a group and there is an understanding that the bill will be split evenly amongst the group, one person intentionally orders additional or higher priced items, with the intent that the group will absorb the extra cost. This is also referred to as "the rule" or "the rule is in effect."

A monetary play on being "dissed." It is the opposite of a discount.

When we split the bill, Joe ordered soup and a dessert and then diskin'd us so that we all paid more than our share.

diskin'd by Robocop Pilot November 29, 2017

dieshinji 

they are prob the biggest shinji kinnie i’ve ever met. are they in denial? yes absolutely.

hey you know dieshinji

yeah the biggest shinji kinnie

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dieshinji by urinelover6699 July 3, 2021

separate desking 

the act of separating your desk from everyone else's.

"Are you separate desking?"

separate desking by inthehaus November 2, 2011

desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk

Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class

desking by The Horse January 4, 2005

Hot Desking 

When you go someplace for work and have to share a piece of someone's desk.

The friggin I.T. guy showed up today and ened up hot desking my cubicle all day.

Hot Desking by Derek-Trimble- February 28, 2009

Desking

When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm

Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm

Desking by Killemanjaro April 1, 2017