mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks

god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible

by Ell_23 March 10, 2020

Sweet Action Diesel

Sweet Action Diesel is a phrase which is used as a response to something that is awesome.

"Hey man, I just scored with a total babe." "Sweet Action Diesel, man!"

by Howie Marshall March 3, 2008

dip for diesel

Dipping your finger into a shitty arse to see how dirty it is or into a menstruating vagina to see how heavy the flow is.

I had to give her a dip for diesel to see if she was good to go.

by Gingeroot87 August 26, 2017

diesel wood

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.

Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.

by El_phantasmo November 10, 2015