Diarrealization 

That moment when you are on the toilet and you realize that this will be no normal #2. You wait a second and blam! Diarrhea.

Dude I totally had diarrealization last night on the john, scariest moment ever

Diarrealization by Griffin_Post January 20, 2011

diarreastic 

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.

Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!

diarreastic by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014

diarrealize 

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

diarrealize by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

verbal diahreah

It is also known as diahreah of the mouth, its when you open your mouth and the most stupid, asshole like bullshit just keeps pouring out. You just cant stop saying dumb moronic crap and land up making your self look like a complete idiot. This seems to occur all the time at board meetings at work. Usually when a boss has a break through idea, need I say more....

Wow! Mr Wizz has some great ideas to share at the meeting at 2pm, probably just another case of verbal diahreah again...

verbal diahreah by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010

crippling diareah 

Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus.

The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.

crippling diareah by AK-49 July 3, 2005

exsplosive diarrea 

diarrea that when you sit down on the crapper tends to,with massive force,expel itself and otherwise "explodes" out of your ass.

dude yesterday i had taco bell and it gave me exsplosive diarrea.

exsplosive diarrea by that guy who lives in under th November 17, 2009

Diarreaism 

A religion/belief only worshipped by 10% of people in the world's population. It lists simple ideas of peace between people on earth to the idea of being able to walk around without the use of shoes. People who study this religion worship thainte who is seen as a supreme God. The reason this is not a popular religion is because it is not well known. It has only been around for about 15 years. The founders of this religion were in their mid-20's and they were hiking in the mountains. While they were hiking, they met a god. They asked him what his name was and he replied with "thainte." He told them to go and spread the word of diarreaism and as a reward he would grant them peace within their soul and wisdom within their minds.

Sarah: what is your religion?
Alex: My religion is Diarreaism
Sarah:I've never heard of that before!

Alex: yeah it's only worshipped by 10% of the worlds population!

Diarreaism by Happyworldpeace November 9, 2015