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dilfication 

The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.
Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020
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Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.
Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

deification

To lift to a deity, adore as a a god or goddess.
The deification of Madonna is so 80's.
deification by druiloor March 5, 2018

divination 

The practice of looking into the future by using tools such as tarot cards, runes, I Ching, tea leaves or palms.
The I Ching is an acient Chinese system of divination.
divination by tara December 1, 2004

Dadication 

Dedication to your dad.
Person 1:You're so dedicated to your dad."
Person 2:That's called dadication.
Dadication by Imverydadicated August 5, 2017

COD Dedication Award 

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.
Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.
COD Dedication Award by bribo67 February 18, 2011

dedication 

noun. extreme or uncommon commitment to a task, people, or an ideal.
Mark has such a deep dedication to his work he once walked two miles in twenty inches of snow to open his office to customers (in a southern state with only a few snow plows).
dedication by ljthegreat January 10, 2011