Phrase used to pretend one has seen or done something before anyone else, usually used when first mentioned by the first, or innocent party. This is usually used to try and gain a leg-up in ones own sad life by piggy-backing someone elses unique or interesting events...
by fartpipe January 12, 2009
by CornBald October 23, 2004
Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno
by Jonno8825 January 3, 2009
"She did that" is said when someone - usually a female - did a great job at something, particularly when they have dressed well.
by Real Figga Alert October 20, 2013
When one is so basic that one cannot describe their own actions, they use this phrase and think it's cute. It is not actually cute in real life, it just pisses everyone off due to the lack of information or care to explain any detail of what occurred.
(picture of unlabeled box on counter)
"So today I did a thing..."
(Picture of dirty underwear)
"So today I did a thing..."
(Picture of toilet paper roll)
"So today I did a thing.."
"So today I did a thing..."
(Picture of dirty underwear)
"So today I did a thing..."
(Picture of toilet paper roll)
"So today I did a thing.."
by grumblestein June 14, 2017
When you are a retard like myself and say get did and your friends bully you because of your retarded vocabulary and English sentence constructing skills
by Mister b rog October 17, 2019
Chantelle was really looking forward to her reunion at the hairdressers college, but was in a hurry and did a Clemmo. The upshot was that she was in bed by 9pm.
Chad thought the evening would be much cheaper if he did a Clemmo. In the event, he just ended up in police custody.
Chad thought the evening would be much cheaper if he did a Clemmo. In the event, he just ended up in police custody.
by Lancaster's Second Finest February 15, 2014