A person who makes entries into the offbeat children's website Urban Dictionary urbandictionary.com

Normally, they are individuals who think they are far funnier than they actually are, entries to the dictionary often reflect this.

They sometimes vary in forms and one may come across the pisstaker variety, whereby they make an entry in the urban dictionary, simply to ridicule other urban dictioneers.

It is somewhat a mystery how urban dictioneers are capable of converting electronic writing into actual excrement.
please see previous entry for an example of an urban dictioneer
by Master George January 23, 2007
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Urba-diction may be the crème de la crème of all addictions.

Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.

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x: She was doing just fine 'til the urba-diction got her.

y: Yeah, they need a PROGRAM for that.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
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Excellent use of urbandictionary terms, that creates an air of coolness.
Charles was always the life of the party because of his urbannial diction, which allowed him to always have the best words for any situation.
by Limmy bardin February 8, 2010
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An addiction to any activity on the internet, games, social media sites ie: Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest,Instagram etc.

the obsessive compulsion to go online and participate in any of the above.
I started reading my email this morning but got sucked into Pinterest for two hours, and after 100 pins I was so close to a thousand I had to keep pinning! It's worse then my compulsion to check My Facebook page every hour. It's another cyber-diction.
by Intelligentwmn July 12, 2014
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excessive use of invented slang terms, usually sexual and intended to shock or offend, which exist almost exclusively on urbandictionary.com
I wish these kids would stop talking about alabama hot pockets and angry dragons. They're just overusing urban diction in an effort to sound funny.
by sweet_rolls August 25, 2016
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Innability to express oneself verbally after a heavy night of drinking.
As you can see in my powerpoint the new sales results will be uhh.. really...uh good. Sorry about this presentation everyone, I have a serious case of whiskey diction.
by Damer55 December 18, 2013
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A speaking style that generally includes unintelligible shouting, nonsensical word combinations and inappropriate/scary laughing sequences. Hobo diction is generally delivered in a slurred, raspy and vaguely upbeat tone.
He seemed somewhat normal in appearance, but his hobo diction revealed that he wasn't and that it was time for us to change subway cars.
by Jules7575 May 16, 2008
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