Top Definition
A person who's dick is made of the material tweed.

Also used to categorize one who is inept at playing monopoly and is therefore a dicktweed.
"Lol your dick is made of tweed, dicktweed."

"Lol you have boardwalk and park place but i'll never land on them and you'll always land on my properties, dicktweed."
by Natalie Horler September 03, 2006

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