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Dicktaker 

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.
A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!
Dicktaker by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011

dick talk 

when one thinks and acts with their dick or vag.
"I hooked up with this chick last night."
"Are you interested?"
"No, it was just dick talk."
dick talk by j&mb3 May 12, 2010

dick talk! 

A phrase made famous by The Brilliant Idiots (Charlamagne da God and Andrew Schultz) via their weekly podcast of the same name. The phrase is exclaimed any time the subject of conversation changes to focus on one's penis or penises in general.
guy 1: I don't know how guys wear skinny jeans, they're so uncomfortable.

guy 2: well that's because we have bigger dicks than they do

guy 1: dick talk!

*conversation continues regarding penises*
dick talk! by BatmanZoe August 5, 2014

Dicktale 

A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.
Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!

Dick Talk 

Dick Talk is a nonstandard form of American English used by some people. For example, instead of saying "Let's get out of this place!", one would say "Let's get out of this dick!" or instead of saying "What kind of car do you drive?" one would say "What kind of dick do you drive?"
Did you just here that dude call that other dude a pizza dick? That's the first time I've ever heard someone else speak Dick Talk.
Dick Talk by pshars July 15, 2006

Dickwalk 

When a man walks down the street like he has stick up his ass, therefore resulting in his pelvic area thrusting forward and dick leading the way.
Holy shit! Did you see that guy across the street doing the Dickwalk? He must have taken it badly in the hole last night, or his dick actually has him by the balls.
Dickwalk by Salphabet June 21, 2015