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dicksprung 

A woman who falls in love after getting the full D.

When you get good D and then fall in love.
1. A: Yo, why don't you call Bonnie to come kick it?

B: Tried dawg, but she's dicksprung. She's with her new man all the time now.

2. A: How did it go with your guy last night girl?

B: We did it. I just want to cook and clean for him. I'm in love.

A: Oh betch, you dicksprung !
dicksprung by ganjababe November 9, 2013
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Dicksponge

A sponge used to clean saliva off the penis after oral copulation.
You threw away my dicksponge? Dammit Carol what am I supposed to use tonight?
Dicksponge by Mt Bewbies June 23, 2010

dickpringle 

A fancy breakfast, home made flesh-light or a crispy schlonger
Joey is a lot like a Grand Slam at Denny's, a big ole dickpringle
dickpringle by CRAB NIN April 6, 2009

dickspring 

Noun. An old 70s or 80s school insult for a generally stupid person. Comparable to dicksplash or bellend.

Nothing to do with the former Irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.
I was going to eat my cheese and ham sandwich for lunch, but dickspring here ate it first.
dickspring by rockandrollmachine November 21, 2016

Dicksponge

A girl who SOAKS UP the 'likes' 'dislikes' and 'personality' of whatever dick she's currently riding.
All of the sudden she likes whatever her dick of the week likes? What a Dicksponge.
Dicksponge by SkinSuit October 22, 2014

Dickshungus 

Is the act of having a massive penis that can’t be controlled
Damn bro he got dickshungus
Dickshungus by I’m not sure February 25, 2022
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