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A person that no one can stand. Constantly attempts to make them self look intelligent with made-up facts or figures. Always cuts you off in mid-sentence and corrects you with mis-information. Also tells stories that are improbable or impossible, and are most likely fabricated.

History: the origin of using the word "dickson" is unknown, but in the Mid-Michigan area it's a widespread term for someone you hate, or acts in the manner described above. Typically, when people visit this area of the U.S. they are confused when they begin to hear the term, but once it's understood, they always know someone from their home town that is a "dickson"
I can't stand having to work along side of Jay, he's such a DICKSON!

Have you ever met Dee? She's a friend of my wife's and she's a definite dickson.
dickson by Jamie Duby January 5, 2008

The Dickson 

Half sour, half sprite, black razz, and Jameson. A drink order originating around the year 2008, commonly mistaken for a shot, but no its actually a drink and should come in a glass.
Let me get The Dickson, half sour, half sprite, black razz n Jameson

Bartender: Nah man can't do it. I'm all outta black razz

No worries mate! just sub in razzmatazz, I'm gonna be drinkin these allllllll night.
The Dickson by Flo Str8fire July 3, 2011

tom dickson 

The spokesman for Blendtec, and the famous line "Will it Blend? That is the question."

The spokesman and phrase have taken off in a large way, and even Blendtec merchandise is available such as shirts with the slogan "Tom Dickson is my Homeboy".
Tom Dickson: Will is blend? that is the question"

viewers: YES?!

Tom Dickson: Now don't breath this!
tom dickson by Shortbusguy44 May 29, 2007

Dickslandees 

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.
He suffers from dickslandees
Dickslandees by Vau fan March 19, 2021
Did you see what I wrote on Dicksord-Er, Discord?
Dicksord by I ned sum mer robux January 16, 2018

Dicksand 

Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.
We're not gonna see Susan again for a while. She's caught up in Tom's dicksand.
Dicksand by AvocadoToast June 10, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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