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Dicksmacker
1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.
2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.
3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.
3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.
or
"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.
or
"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
Dicksmacker by Skye Guy May 31, 2009
Dicksmashed
Dicksmashed by Jo W July 30, 2013
dicksaster
1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);
2) in immediate need of some viagra;
3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
2) in immediate need of some viagra;
3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."
(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."
(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."
(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."
dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011
Dickwasher
Dickwasher by Dickwasher300 May 21, 2018
Dickmaster
A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)
Dickmaster by Anonymous May 20, 2003
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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