dickrastination
dickrastination by JDWine April 26, 2011
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Discrastination
Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.
Discrastination by LesPaulLover May 2, 2023
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Urban Dicrastination
Spending all of your time on Urban Dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).
Joe: “Hey man, are you ready for the final?”
Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”
Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”
Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”
Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”
Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”
Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”
Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”
Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”
Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”
Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”
Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”
Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”
Urban Dicrastination by DustinB22 December 18, 2008
decrastination
Mary Jane decrastinated today and finished her work so she can go to the festival.
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"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.
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"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.
decrastination by Yinami April 26, 2021
decrastination
Derek: Wanna hang out tonight bro?
Sam: Can't man, I got some decrastination to do... if I get around to it.
Sam: Can't man, I got some decrastination to do... if I get around to it.
decrastination by patmacker April 4, 2009
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