dickrastination 

to be procrastinating and dicking around at the same time

Stop the dickrastination and get your work done!

dickrastination by JDWine April 26, 2011

Discrastination 

Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.

With deadlines looming, discrastination took effect and nothing was accomplished.

Discrastination by LesPaulLover May 2, 2023

Urban Dicrastination 

Spending all of your time on Urban Dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).

Joe: “Hey man, are you ready for the final?”
Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”


Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”
Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”
Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”


Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”
Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”

Urban Dicrastination by DustinB22 December 18, 2008

decrastination 

Getting things down at a good time and not putting it off.
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Opposite of procrastination

Mary Jane decrastinated today and finished her work so she can go to the festival.
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"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.

decrastination by Yinami April 26, 2021

decrastination 

Hurriedly finishing all the work that you have put off until the last minute.

Derek: Wanna hang out tonight bro?
Sam: Can't man, I got some decrastination to do... if I get around to it.

decrastination by patmacker April 4, 2009