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dickrastination by JDWine April 26, 2011
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Discrastination
Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.
Discrastination by LesPaulLover May 2, 2023
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Urban Dicrastination
Spending all of your time on Urban Dictionary when you should be doing something else (such as writing a paper, studying for an exam, preparing for something important, etc.).
Joe: “Hey man, are you ready for the final?”
Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”
Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”
Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”
Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”
Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”
Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”
Bob: “Not at all, I spent all night urban dicrastinating.”
Joe: “Did you finish your section of our group project?”
Bob: “No…sorry…I have a real urban dicrastination problem…”
Joe: “But you had two weeks to do it!”
Bob: “I know, I learned about six-thousand new words...”
Joe: “I didn’t finish my paper, I urban dicrastinated all night”
Bob: “Same here bro, I spent like seven hours on the Live section alone watching people vote up or down on words”
Urban Dicrastination by DustinB22 December 18, 2008
decrastination
Mary Jane decrastinated today and finished her work so she can go to the festival.
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"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.
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"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.
decrastination by Yinami April 26, 2021
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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