You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
*also known as a douchetard.*
2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.
3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"