Top Definition
something you call your friend when he wakes up at 1:00 in the afternoon. Often it is a term that spontaneously slips the tongue because you cannot think of a better insult.
Friend: Damn, I slept till 1?
You: Yeah. What time did you think it would be? You've practically slept all day you dick nugget!
by fadsfdsfd February 02, 2008
crusty yellow "gold" found in over used peni
dude,jasons sister slobed my knob and choked on one of my dick nuggets
by peeeeeeeenis November 02, 2003
1.a man who is behaving badly or acting more rude, immature, insensitive, jerky, or anal than usual. deemed eligible for a major bitchslap.
*also known as a douchetard.*

2.counterpart to the female 'dis' cuntcake.

3. a man who is practicing poor personal hygeine for no apparent reason to the point it may result in a "dingleberry of the dick"
"god, it must be his 'time of the month. he is acting like a total fucking dicknugget today"
"hey dicknugget! put down the video game control... get your lazy ass off the couch and fucking take a shower. your damn taint is starting to smell!!"
by tendonitis September 01, 2008
someone whos walks into a room and picks things up to look at them then just drops them on the floor for someone else to pick up
1. Man Randy's Girlfriend was a dicknugget today
2. Jaime is such a bad dicknugget
by Spooginator December 31, 2006
Dick Nugget is when fecal matter gets packed in the urethra from constant anal intercourse.
You should of seen the size of the dick nugget i passed last night bro it was about the size of a football.Man I had a pass a mean dick nugget last night after fucking my boyfriend. It felt like I was giving birth...
by chevyman454 February 15, 2014
An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit
Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.
by Lesbian Jesus July 14, 2015
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