A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.
by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011
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When a person doesn't take care of their pubes and private area and resembles a dirty mop.
yea Samuel, that guy is a full Dickmop.
by Super dickmop November 11, 2020
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