Top Definition
A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.
Holy shit look, look at this dickmop!
by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011
Usually a tall guy with a lot of hair on his head parted down the middle.
Guys yells "are you in line or just standing here"?!

Fuck off dick mop!!
by The Hogg Molly October 31, 2013
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