The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.
Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)
The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER
That guy's a complete dick
No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER
Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.