The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER
Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010
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A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm
“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
“You know him - always dickmeistering!”
by Jsmink May 24, 2022
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The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.
Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)
by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008
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