dickernig 

when u be getting with someone and then they pull out their large ass bbc and now it’s a dick in a nig

tyrone : yeah, take it out, show it to me
sergio : “pulls out bbc”
tyrone : holy crap put it in me now.
*dickernig*

dickernig by saucyglossyizzy April 18, 2019

Dickrieg 

A unexpected barrage of unnecessarily cruel dickish insults or remarks launched against a weaker individual. The Dickrieg is among the most powerful tactics available to a Dick.

That handsome blonde haired German Dick is unleashing a Dickrieg on that Polish kid over there.

Dickrieg by fatty fatty two by four March 25, 2010

dickrigulous 

used by people in place of ridiculous

(mostly people who are dickstracted])

you are being completely dickrigulous right now!

dickrigulous by blakbird September 7, 2005

dickkelgänger 

When you find someone who has the exact same dick as you (usually due to excessive porn).

Holy shit! That's my penis banging that chick! I think I just found my dickkelgänger!

dickkelgänger by [FTB]bluesLAX07 December 11, 2012

Dickbrefigus 

Someone’s breath that’s smells like someone just threw up a whole bag of dicks like a hippy and/or a Raif

Out of my way you bloody dickbrefigus

Dickbrefigus by Garret Ford July 5, 2019

dickweight 

Someone who is a complete and utter liability and is someone who spends way too much time doing things that get proven useless almost immediately.

ProZD - when your party member dies permanently (YouTube)

Lysanderoth - "King Dragon sends his regards."

shoots Archibald, sad music starts playing

Dennis - "Archibald, no!"

cut to Archibald dying

Dennis - "You can't die!"

Archibald - "It's ok, Dennis, it'll be ok."

Dennis (crying) - "I put my best equipment on you!"

sad music stops, cuts to Archibald

Archibald - "What?"

sad music resumes,

Dennis (still crying) - "I got you one thousand lightning bolts for your final weapon!"

Archibald - "Are you fucking serious right now?"

Dennis (STILL CRYING) - "I level-grinded you for hours!"

Archibald - "You are a dickweight."

dickweight by arihdyasn February 1, 2021