dicking about

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.

Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-

by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014

Dick About To Explode

Max.

He's never masturbated.

by ush March 19, 2003

Dick About To Explode

Daniel Friendman

Don't touch him, he might jizz at any moment

by zoma March 19, 2003

Dick About To Explode

Nick who sucked Chanels tits but didn't get laid.

Nick: "Man I was sucking her tits on the dancefloor! Now she is gone..."
Andy: "Man you have a"dick about to explode"!

by Bababushadada December 9, 2008

Chuck some dick about

For a man to have sex with lots of women

1. It's allways nice to go on holiday and chuck some dick about.

2. He's always chucking some dick about on the weekend

by ChandyClaus August 6, 2020

find your dick about it

To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.

I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.

by Hamwallets April 10, 2016

Doesn't know dick about Richard

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.

The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!

by Applepiegirl126 May 6, 2011