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1.
The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.
"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."
by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009
 
2.
Hard, tight, off the hook, very nice.
That car is dick-hard.
by Al January 17, 2003
 
3.
a description of a thing or an act that would be deemed noteworthy or cool
that shit is dick hard!
by blanthony September 15, 2010