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1.
A female who, until the wedding night, conceals her true hermaphroditic qualities. In layman's terms, an "undercover phallic agent."
Bill: "So how was your honeymoon, Ted?"

Ted: "Awful! I found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that Patrice was a dickbride! She was tucking the whole time..."
by Jungle Bogan March 16, 2007

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