mason the dick sucker

a kid named mason likes fish and suck some gooooooooooooood dick (has a small dick) usually 1 millimeter

mason the dick sucker OH YEAH

mason the dick sucker by big dick doug January 18, 2017

shit on my dick and call me mason 

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

shit on my dick and call me mason by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Big Dick Malone 

A game played by men, usually after large amounts of drinking. The men compare their dick sizes. The man with the largest member becomes the winner. All of the losers must refer to the winner as Big Dick Malone for the rest of the day.

"Ted became Big Dick Malone after dropping a full nine inches."

Big Dick Malone by Godbotherer March 29, 2009

Poop-dick Malone 

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

Poop-dick Malone by Gronkum May 31, 2017

dick maloney 

when there are absolutely no females in the room and it is full of guys

This gym is all Dick Maloney
Damn dude this place is full of Dick Maloneys

dick maloney by Black Silk February 19, 2010

masons dick 

huge.

Masons dick is huge

masons dick by Me ahhaa April 18, 2022

dick face malone 

A guy by the name tj

Any persons with the name tj us a dick face malone

dick face malone by 2 percent May 20, 2018