wiggle dick 

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

wiggle dick by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010

Horse Dick Wigger

A white man with a humongous white cock. To be qualified as a horse dick wigger you would need to have a large white dong 7+ inches.

Hannah's in the bathroom hitting off with a horse dick wigger

Horse Dick Wigger by Cheese34 September 13, 2016

Dick Wiggles 

An old bald headed man, who looks like Gumby when wearing green. Is a vocal and strong supporter of Yankees. A loyal and encouraging person when he is not spending his free time trying to grow his hair back. Be aware of this person if you are near him when the sun is out, you may be blinded by the glare on top of his head.

Dick Wiggles is a yankee lover.

Dick Wiggles by mjr507 January 24, 2011

dick wiggler 

A female who acts as if she wants to have sexual relations with you but really intends on never giving you anything of that nature. She just likes the attention and likes fucking with guys heads by using her flirtatious abilities.

-It's been 2 months that I've been texting christy everyday and I still can't get any play.

-Did she say she's dtf bro?

-She never gives me straight answers she just laughs and sends me kissy emojis

-Sounds like you got a real Dick wiggler on your hands.

dick wiggler by Carcini April 9, 2017

wigger dick 

another name for a white person acting black thinking they're the shit and that they're all hard. but they're not

WD-damn foo chil or i'll kick your ass fo shizzle ya herd.
white person-fuck off wigger dick.

wigger dick by BrittneyRaye July 10, 2007

wiggly-dick 

a man of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told about a great many things. Basically, a jizz rag

"Snorlax is way more ripped than you wiggly-dick!!"
-Ian Dickson

wiggly-dick by Little Gords March 20, 2007

Dickwaggle

One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."

Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."

Dickwaggle by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007