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Dick Suckin Freak 

A person who is just generally weird and likes to suck dick. Typically a female.
Man 1: You're a dick suckin freak!
Women 1: Am not! I've only sucked one dick!

suckin dick for tips 

When a waiter or waitress at a restaurant is being overly generous because they obviously want a big 'ol tip from you.
1: We were eating at Cheddar's and I couldn't enjoy a bite of my sandwich without hearing "Need a refill?"

2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.
suckin dick for tips by GBake February 14, 2008

Suckin-Dick-Ass 

Adj. an insult used to described a stupid mutha fucka.
Joey: "Hey man, you just cut me, the line starts over there"

Jamal: "Shut the fuck up! You stupid bitch-ass suckin-dick-ass nigga!"

suckin' that dick! 

A phrase used to interrupt someone, specifically when they are being a douche.

the phrase can also be used in completely random situations, like when watching a movie at the theatre.
Steve: "Hey, I'm gonna bail..."
me: "suckin that dick!"
suckin' that dick! by jangsta January 27, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"