slop dick 

The slimy, slug like state of your taliwacker after engaging in dirty raw sex over a long period of time. It is caused by vaginal secretion and leaves a thick film on your cock that smells similar to the atlantic ocean at low tide.

The morning after Kimbo Slice gave Elizabeth a good raw vagina pounding for several passionate hours, Elizabeth turned to him, saw his slimy hog stuck to the side of his leg and said "Damn Kimbo, your slop dick smelled so bad that I couldnt even sleep all night".

slop dick by Scottmikie9 November 24, 2006

Slop Dick 

When a man fucks someone (male or female) anally and his dick has shit remnants on it. This may resemble pig food AKA slop.
This could result in "Pig Dicking"- the act of sucking a slop dick.

Man, Bailey doesn't know how to clean up. I was fucking her in the ass last night and she gave me Slop Dick

Slop Dick by StrickyDicky March 31, 2015

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When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad

John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”

Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000 by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023

Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.

"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."

Sloppery Dick Job by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010

Sloppy Dick 

when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!

girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick

Sloppy Dick by fcgilf September 22, 2008

sloppy donut dick 

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.

Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!

sloppy donut dick by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011

Sloppy Poopy Dick 

When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!

Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)

Sloppy Poopy Dick by CookiePuss January 5, 2005