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Limp Dick Liberal 

A person of very liberal and socialist political views. The term is derived from their lack of emotional appeal to the good old USA, and a refusal to acknowledge America as the greatest nation on the planet due because their penis is as limp as a sock. They often are very smug sometimes often because of their Ivy-League degree, but often for no apparent reason at all.
Obama: America needs to start being like the rest of the world and doing what the rest of the world tells us to do. After all we are no better than they are right?

Ronald Reagan: Let's set the record straight you limp dick liberal. America is the last best hope for man on earth because of our commitment to protecting and proliferating democracy. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, I'll do it the American way.
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Dickline 

Snorting cocaine off a mans penis
suzie did a huge dickline off jahal bagri
Dickline by willy eaterbush May 29, 2008

Dickline 

Declining a request or proposition without a reasonable cause and the sole intention of being a dick.
"Mark, can you hand me the ketchup?"
"Afraid not, Johnny boy."
"Man. Way to dickline."

"Melanie, could you keep it down please? I have an important test tomorrow."
"I'm going to have to dickline on that one."
Dickline by nevarine March 26, 2019

Dickline 

A period of time in which a person gets significantly less sex than usual; a decline in one's sex life.
"Now that Jim and I broke up, my life has been on the dickline, if you know what I mean."

"There has been a slight dickline in my sex life lately."
Dickline by StarQueenBitch April 11, 2010

Dicklivery

When a woman calls her FWB for some dick
Tim. What did you do last night
Me. I made a dicklivery to Amy's house
Tim. You know shes married right
Me. A dicklivery done right she'll call me back
Dicklivery by Mccf October 10, 2018

dickliker 

A male with a tattoo of his name on his back with a star in the background. ~likely names are: Hurt, Steven, Allan, Peet, Chadwick.
Hey dickliker, Where did you get your work done.
dickliker by toster February 2, 2015

Dickloner 

ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.
Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.

Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.
Dickloner by The Duyg March 25, 2009