ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.
Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.
Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.
Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.
by The Duyg March 25, 2009
Get the Dicklonermug.