8 definitions by StarQueenBitch

Nexted

A pop-culture reference to the not-so-popular MTV dating show "Next" that suggests one has dumped or "nexted" his or her spouse, lover, or romantic interest of the time being.

Rachel: "So what happened to that Joe guy you used to date."

Sarah: "Oh, he had crabs, so I totally nexted him."

by StarQueenBitch April 9, 2010

Oops

A one word euphemism for sexual intercourse, especially regarding drunken and unplanned encounters and/or one night stands. Seen mostly in text messages sent to one's best friend the day after commiting said drunken act.

sms from Brook to Jake: "Oops."
sms from Jake to Brook: "Who'd you fuck."

by StarQueenBitch April 18, 2010

WPAC

Acronym for White People Are Crazy. Although started by a white, southern, gay boy, it is a term used exclusively by black people when they are witness to bizarre or obscure events in which white people participate and/or caucasian behavior in general.

Orangello: "Did u c Jim jump off dat building n2 a dumpster? Dat's sum str8 ^ WPAC shit."

(Translation: "Did you see Jim jump off that building into a dumpster? That's some straight up WPAC shit.)

by StarQueenBitch April 29, 2010

Snag and Suck

Hilarious and politically incorrect euphemism for abortion.

"Did you hear about Sally? She got the ole' Snag and Suck last Tuesday."

by StarQueenBitch April 18, 2010

Tuesday Night Girl

A girl that you only call or booty call on Tuesday nights, to chill with or fuck, when nothing else is going on. Opposite of a Friday night girl. Usually more clingy and less attractive than a Friday night girl, but she puts out and mostly keeps quiet about it.

"Sarah isn't as attractive as Jessica so she is my Tuesday Night Girl."

by StarQueenBitch April 29, 2010

TBS funny

Disregarding the TBS logo, TBS funny is the total opposite of funny. Perhaps unfunny. Also, a sarcastic remark to make when someone says something they think is funny, but definitely is not.

Jim: "Don't you love Chris Rock? Isnt he funny"

John: "Yeah man, he's TBS funny."

by StarQueenBitch April 29, 2010

Slutty Rampage

The period after every break-up in which an ex-participant partakes in massive amounts of fornication and/or sexual promiscuity. See also : rebound or winning-streak.

Sam: "Man, Janey, you've been sleeping around a lot lately."
Janey: "Yeah, Sam, I'm on my slutty rampage after Scott and I broke up."

Alex: "So what are you going to do now that you and Scott broke up?"
Janey: "I'm going to go on a slutty rampage, like usual."

by StarQueenBitch April 9, 2010