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Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble 

A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.
Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....

Dog dick licking 

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.
My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

extreme banging pussy licking dick sucking 69 users 

Perfectly describes the lesbian three-some I saw in the closet at school yesterday.

PLEASE NEED BLEACH
Bob: Bro... did you know that Jack and Claire are having sex in the nurse's office!
James: yoo I knew they were like that but I didn't think they would do such a thing!
Rick: WIAT JACK AND CLAIRE ARE EXTREME BANGING PUSSY LICKING DICK SUCKING 69 USERS??!?!!?

Dick Lickin Dan 

The guy from the bay area San Francisco who went on a dick licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. He would break into your house and lick your dick and then bolt out the window, door, etc... He has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. Dick Lickin' Dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous Dick Lickin' Dan of 78'
FRY GUY: here's youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)
CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.
Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?

dick-lackingnesia 

when the female does not get enough/any dick and gets mad over it.
"this bitch got dick-lackingnesia."
dick-lackingnesia by junkiezz January 27, 2022

dick lickin' good 

When something is so tasty that you'd lick a dick just to taste it.
Jo: My golly these are some dick lickin' good mashed pertaters!
Mo: *covers dick in mashed potatoes* Lick them off.
Jo: Coitanly, because those pertaters are dick lickin' good!