futhermucker shit face dick headed leach 

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys

Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016

slightly dick headed 

Someone who doesn't fully posses the necessary qualities to be a full on dick head. Only slightly.

1:That bitch just shouted at me across the restaurant! Wow, she's slightly dick headed!

2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!

slightly dick headed by MicMac88 January 24, 2014

3 headed dick 

A pink juicy jawn that don't stop. Usually found behind the crystal on old nat

Jerren was bored, so he licked on the entire 3 headed dick

3 headed dick by Re the oG July 16, 2017

meat headed dick waffle 

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

meat headed dick waffle by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick 

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.

"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick by Jojo92 December 15, 2011

dick headery 

the verb of dick head

e.g that was the height of dick headery

dick headery by dfhfks May 27, 2010

Dickheaded bastard 

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.

"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"

Dickheaded bastard by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021