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A person who is behaving like a knob by being irritating or generally stupid.
Dan: sorry but im not gonna lend you that thirty quid
Mike: why?
Dan: cant be bothered mate
Mike: oh, you dickfuzz
by iliketurtles10 April 30, 2010
An inconsequential hanger-on, a social detritis.
"Why is Larry always hanging around; he's such a dick fuzz."
by PhallusAccusations December 22, 2012