dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 10, 2015

dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

by Eskimo November 5, 2007

dick face

A person who has a penis growing from their face.

Outta my way dick face!

by Jackson January 22, 2004

Dick Face

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

by Ms Sweets February 6, 2010

Dick Face

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

Oh man look at the guy over there he's got a dick on his face, what a dick face.

by Rim Job Rob February 19, 2008

dick face

Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.

"Q: Hey Eric, why do you have such a dick face?"
"A: My dad's dick looked like a cauliflower."

by Eric "Dick Face" June 14, 2007

the dick face

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it

Girl : Dude he's giving me the dick face..

Friend: hot damn

by urbandick27 October 3, 2013