when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter
my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store
by chris ball lover rickert November 03, 2011
a male who is wearing shorts that are really too short.
Look he is wearin dick choppers like the male version of daisy dukes
by craz legs 20 March 28, 2009
A petite or slender woman that is voracious in bed to the point she chops your dick off with her vagina.
While looking at a petite/slender woman in a bar a guy mentions to his friend, "That chick is a dick chopper"
by El Arabe December 15, 2010