Dick applesauce is where someone mistakes ur or someone elses dick for apples and smash it up and eat it for a delicious and fruity dessert
Nic: man I had some great dick applesauce last night!
Mary: I did to I used ur dick
Nic: *bleeding profrusely from the groin* damn gurl
Mary: I did to I used ur dick
Nic: *bleeding profrusely from the groin* damn gurl
by ur a penishumper police poop! January 18, 2014
A catch-all phrase used to describe an event, usually one of extraordinary, or just plain disgusting, proportions. It can be used in either a positive or negative connotation, as the below example illustrates.
Positive:
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce
Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.
Man1: You beat 'Cradle' on Double-0 Agent? How??
Man2: Just fuckin' Dick, Shit, and Applesauce
Negative:
Man1: Wow! I think I just shit myself!
Man2: Wah. Well that's just Dick, Shit, and Applesauce.
by scarletrat May 16, 2007