Wet Dicked

The female version of the term "Dick Wet"

Implying that a female is going to get a penis into her wet vagina tonight

ex. Hey you getting your wet dicked tonight?

She totally got her wet dicked by that dude.

by Province18 December 16, 2010

Wet Dick Therapy

What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.

"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."

by Ghostnote October 27, 2011

Wet Dick Syndrome

The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.

Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!

by DoctorB January 5, 2015

Slap me with that wet dick daddy

When you're super horny and u ask your daddy to slap u with is throbbing cock

Hit me with that negro dick daddy.............Hue Hue Hue ,
Slap me with that wet dick daddy.

by hadef July 14, 2017

Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme

"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."

by Hairlok September 6, 2022