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1.
An old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob.
The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!
by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013