Dick Cheese

The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva.

This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.

"Jimmy your cock has alot of dick cheese on it, were you fuckin hookers???!?!?!"

by Frog123123123 November 3, 2015

Dick Cheese

the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end

Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight

by Gryphon Rider August 15, 2009

Dick Cheese

dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.

Les: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER ILL SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE!!

Flaming Dragon: ..............................

by Batifly January 31, 2011

Dick Cheese

gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.

by BigWang May 8, 2003

dick cheese

A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.

"You're an asshole"
"Heard that before"
"Okay then dick cheese"

by gotyoguh October 15, 2011

Dick Cheese

Ejaculant that is frozen into a cheese substance

I came home from school and saw my brother making dick cheese.

by Dickcheesemghee September 20, 2015

Dick Cheese

"Dick Smith" Brand Cheese

"I am going to the store to look for some Dick Cheese"

by E.T, LCM, VB, etc December 3, 2002