Top Definition
The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.
"Dude look at my dick!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."
by Mitch January 05, 2005
1. A Local Death metal Band in Oakdale California
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger
1. Sing Honey Sperm Dick Blister!

2. I have a Blister on my Cock!

3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister
by William Ichord June 06, 2007
A real or imagined liquid-filled sore resulting from an over-worked penis.
"Pulling out all stops, he began thrusting with dickblistering ferocity."
by Waylon Rowley September 14, 2004
Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"

This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."
John Mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a dickblister.
by gabe3 December 10, 2009
an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from
thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.
by porktron 3000 October 29, 2013

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