n. kidney stone.
A small hard mass in the kidney that forms from deposits primarily of phosphates and urates. Also called nephrolith.
I heard you got dick beans.. I told you to stop drinking red bull.

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You: I'm trying to take a piss man, but I got dick beans.
Friend: Good God, shoot it out already.
by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009
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Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.
Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
by Washoe March 11, 2015
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An insult referring to people who are assholes or just plan dicks.

The small poop nugget at the end of a dick after anal sex
You: " Don't touch my drink"
Cat: "Meow" *Tips glass*
You: YOU DICK BEAN, god your such a dick bean
by Acek09 January 31, 2015
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A potato with two antlers, or similar growths, on the either side of its head.
God damn that is biggest crack-takin' shirt pullin' fire startin' dick bean in the west!

I pierced my ear with a dick bean's antlers.
by rak-takahh June 11, 2004
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Phrase referring to the size of a penis during/after a esctasy trip. The penis is small and shrivled for roughly 24 hours after taking esctasy.
I can't fool around with her, I have bean dick.
by Shawn Maglicic December 18, 2005
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