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A penis. Used for sex, and peeing.
Caroline - Yo he is such a dick.

Gary - Dont call him a dick, life aint easy being a dick. You've got a head you cant think with, an eye you cant see with, balls you cant play with, your neighbours an asshole, and your best friend is a total pussy.

Caroline - ...
by Gary V. March 03, 2007
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the male penis. also known as a johnson, joe, burgen, cock, ross
that guy has a long dick
by drtheexplorer July 24, 2005
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Kanye West
The dick interupted Taylor Swift...enough said
by blingtastic September 17, 2009
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A generic name for a heterosexual man.
Girl 1: Where did Dick go?
Girl 2: I’m not sure. Can you remember his name?
Girl 1: I think it’s Matthew.
Girl 3: It’s Michael, and he’s gay.
by dick69 April 15, 2009
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1. Another word for a penis. The male genital.

2. A jerk or an asshole. Somebody who's purposely treating you like crap or putting you down for no reason or being selfish.
"What the hell did I ever do to you you dick."
by naryn December 12, 2005
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More commonly known as the penis, the dick is often used to dish out pleasure to others, whether males, females, or mixgender. It may also be used to slap someone.
1. I produced sperm out of my dick, which felt good.

2. It felt good when the sperm from my dick was placed inside Sally.

3. I dislike Sally; I dick-slapped her.
by Squinty December 29, 2005
391 239
1) Male reproductive organ
2) Private eye or detective
3) A stupid person
1) Suck my dick you mofo!
2) The private dick was casing the joint.
3) You stupid dick!
by anonymous March 02, 2003
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