| 1. | Diarreal | ||
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The liquid form of a Shart. The hot and runny feeling one gets in the stomach.usually occurs in public situations leaving one running down the hall for the bathroom. Sometimes requiring underpants change. Melanie was feeling a little diarreal after leaving the restaurant, must have been the clamsnout sandwich.
The Shart fairy came and visit and now Mel is diarreal she must leave the office meeting in haste cropdusting her coworkers on the way out. . |
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| 2. | Cat-Gas | ||
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The rank spewing forth of a feminine, vaginal odor, that is so violent, and so offensive, that one might mistake it's reek for that of actual, pre-diareal flatulence. Oh man, Diane had the worst cat-gas. When she plopped her butt down on the hot car seat, I thought there might have been a dead raccoon caught in my engine.
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