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diahrrito 

N. A burrito from Del Taco or another distasteful restaurant. It is basically a tortilla that has been dragged in between the ass cheeks of an employee then stuffed with liquidated feces and then wrapped in the traditional burrito fashion before being sold at an exorbitant price.
*In Del Taco drive-thru*
Me: Can I get a diahrrito without feces, and a large drink?
Employee: Yes-sir, do you want it dragged through my ass cheeks?
Me: No thank you
Employee: Too late, and that'll be $17.84.
Me: Great...
diahrrito by The Bloodhound January 3, 2014
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1. A fucking stupid spelling of diarrhea spelled by a 5 year old.

2. A nice makeover.
1. i will bomb ur mom you peice of fricking hell. i hope ur cat gets diahria. hacker.

2. Hey guys! Today we are going to give YOU a DIAHRIA!
Diahria by icancu12345 July 31, 2020

Diahrrius 

Similar to diarrhea just more iushy.
"Ewww, look at that diarrhea splatter, it's brownish green."

"Your wrong, that's diahrrius, so much more iushy and thick"
Diahrrius by Nazumi January 6, 2008

diahrreacharound 

1. Occurs when a woman is giving you a handjob from behind and you projectile shit all over her as you ejaculate. Can only be considered if fluids are exiting both orphuses simulatenously.
2. Also a good band name.
After eating some Mexican food, Jane and I went home and participated in our pregame festivities. Unfortunately for her, instead of just a hand job, I got a diahrreacharound.

Knowledge Diahorea 

when someone just spurts out random facts all the time.
'yeah, so anyway, last night on home and away...'
'did you know that...'
'SHUT THE HELL UP you always have Knowledge Diahorea !!!'

diahrrea monster 

The SOB who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to crap yourself. It is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.
I was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me crap out my insides.

diahorrea 

1.Pressing matter.
2.Brown crap, not really poop but comes outta your asshole anyways, that shoots out your butt whether you're ready or not.
-He can't come 'cause he has diahorrea
-I told him he shouldn't eat shit off the ground!
diahorrea by Jaden_Aye May 12, 2009