A combination of crack cocaine and herion that was chemically bonded and then distributed across the world on CDROMs in 1999.
by Blizzard sucks October 19, 2006
It’s a brain washing, time consuming evil vile game that should go back to the tenth layer of hell where it originated. Just don't play the game period. It will ruin your life physically, mentally and emotionally.
Dedicated to my very good friend jojo (stop playig that damn game)
My good friend jojo is the perfect example of what and why you shouldn't play diablo.
I have not to say more except that it will cause you to sit at your computer all day from 12:00 in the afternoon till 5:00am.So again don't play the fliping game.
My good friend jojo is the perfect example of what and why you shouldn't play diablo.
I have not to say more except that it will cause you to sit at your computer all day from 12:00 in the afternoon till 5:00am.So again don't play the fliping game.
by nohe August 18, 2005
Hack and Slash game made by Blizzard. Highly addictive.
Player assumes the role of any one of seven different combat classes: Amazon, Assassin, Necromancer, Barbarian, Paladin, Sorceress or Druid. You distribute stat points and skill points as you level up and complete quests. Eventually when you make it to Hell difficulty the fun begins and you have to play smarter.
The online aspect allows players to move faster through the game.("rushing", "cow levels", "baal runs") So having to do the same quests over and over with new characters is usually not a problem online. Also you can play with real life friends, which is very fun, that is until a rare armor drops and then hell breaks loose.
Dueling others is usually kinda lame as there is always some young punk griefer who's played for years and has godly equipment that his level 15 uses to kill your level 50 in the blink of an eye. Also hardly anyone knows how to enjoy dueling or listens to specific rules(like no potions).
(I recommend at least giving the game a try. It should be very cheap in any local store, or you can order it online.
Player assumes the role of any one of seven different combat classes: Amazon, Assassin, Necromancer, Barbarian, Paladin, Sorceress or Druid. You distribute stat points and skill points as you level up and complete quests. Eventually when you make it to Hell difficulty the fun begins and you have to play smarter.
The online aspect allows players to move faster through the game.("rushing", "cow levels", "baal runs") So having to do the same quests over and over with new characters is usually not a problem online. Also you can play with real life friends, which is very fun, that is until a rare armor drops and then hell breaks loose.
Dueling others is usually kinda lame as there is always some young punk griefer who's played for years and has godly equipment that his level 15 uses to kill your level 50 in the blink of an eye. Also hardly anyone knows how to enjoy dueling or listens to specific rules(like no potions).
(I recommend at least giving the game a try. It should be very cheap in any local store, or you can order it online.
Javazon_ZapUrAzz defeated NovaNecro_BoneUrAzz easily, but couldn't even touch TeleBarb_AxeUrAzz. Then Hammerdin_ZealUrAzz showed up and owned all three of them.
by TrapperSin_ShockUrAzz August 22, 2005
A very addictive game in which the only controls you need is the mouse, numbers 1-4, tab and shift. The game is awesome, I quit for awhile and now im addicted again, SOMEONE HELP ME!!
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
Highly HIGHLY addictive game. I have been playing for around two years, my friend has been playing for about 4, and I have alot better items than him. He has to ask me for stuff. I spend most of my day on that game, from the time I get home from school to the time I go to bed. (2:30 PM to 11:00 PM eastern time) Only time I ever get off that game is if I have something better do.....like have sex.
Me- I'm playing Diablo 2, wasting my life, losing grades.....but I'm having fun.
Girlfriend- Want to have sex?
Me- Oh yes....after I finish this run....
Girlfriend- Want to have sex?
Me- Oh yes....after I finish this run....
by Ryan......or is it? March 22, 2006
The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.
The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.
The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.
"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."
by youisafurryz October 2, 2006
Awesome fucking game. I highly advise buying this game with the exspansion pack and getting to know the game.
It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.
It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.
D2LOD is the shit.
Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth?
Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.
Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no.
Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.
Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth?
Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.
Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no.
Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.
by Dcurr March 31, 2005