Dick In A Box

Origin: Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg made a short on Saturday Night Live. The music video is about two Casanova-type men who attach a box to their waists with their dicks in the box which is then given to their lovers as a gift for christmas. 1: "Cut a hole in a box", 2: "Put your junk in that box", 3: "Make her open the box...and that's the way you do it!" - Genious

Some legends who live in Southsea came across this video and thought it is the funniest thing EVER and after watching it over and over the word DIAB became used as an insult.
That Bill Gates kid plays X-box till 3am, what a diab!
by Pete Big June 02, 2007
Top Definition
Means 'dick in a box'

Comes from the awesome music video featuring Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg which was shown on Saturday Night live.

The video rips the shit out of sex music of the early 90's. Its about two Cassanova men who attach boxes to their waists and have their dicks in the boxes. They then present the box to their lovers as a Christmas gift or any occasion for that matter:

'Christmas... dick in a box, Hanukkah... dick in a box, Kwanzaa... a dick in a box, Every single holiday a dick in a box, Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box...'

Some complete legends who live in southsea discovered this video and after watching it over and over it, the phrase dick in a box became abbreviated to DIAB and used as an insult.
That Bill Gates kid plays xbox until 3am, what a DIAB!
by Pete Big June 07, 2007

pretty self explanatory

ashleigh woke up with a dick in her arse. she is now a diab.
by english<3 November 12, 2006
The surname of the popular arabic singer Amr Diab.
Amr Diab sings for a living
by Col. August 29, 2004
A term commonly used in the edmonton area describing someone who is made fun of for being diabetic.
Anthony: Hahahahahaha! Look at that stupid diab.
Kyle: Yeah i know, what a loser, that guy can't even make fun of people with A.D.D or he will just get laughed at for being such a stupid diab.
by p-nig January 25, 2006
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