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(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.
As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"
by john October 31, 2004
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don't f*** with my shit
he went out of town for the weekend and left a sign on his door that said "dfwms"
by rhein002 August 30, 2009
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