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Child of a selfish, vain woman who doesn't work, and piggy backs off others. To be a Dexton, your mother doesn't look after you, and is more worried about uploading pictures on social media before taking care of you. Often Dexton is a child of a single mother who sleeps around to get things handed to her, and is often a result of trying to trap a man
Look at that poor baby. He has been left in a pack n play with his own poo all over him, while his mother takes a picture and uploads it to Instagram. He must be a dexton
by Chasingzyguy October 13, 2016

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