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slang used in law enforcement. a cop word meaning to be drunk. as in the standard answer given by drunk drivers as to how many beers they have consumed: (2) translated into cop talk (deuce).
I'm possitive the driver is deuce. or
This guy is deuced, take him to jail.
by Chris Evans (police officer) January 18, 2004

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